Here is part two!
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According to press: our committee kept confusing crackers from hackers.
or maybe that was just the accent.
Delegate of India: Motion for moderated caucus upon the measures for preventing hackers.
Chair: crackers? isn't that explosives?
India: no. not crackers. hackers.
Chair: oh. trackers?
India: NO! HACKING HACKERS.
Chair: OHHHH. TRACKING HACKERS.
India: no! just hackers, no tracking! hackers!
Chair: Hackers tracking crackers?
seriously. Loved the Indian accent by delegate of india.
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Richard Ok (TAS Delegate of Myanmar): Delegates. to what extent does a hacker even have to hack? or a cracker have to crack? a terrorist have to terrorize? or even a 9gagger have 9gag? We must come up with a standardized definition for hackers, cyber-crime, and all the cyber-related terms.
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Delegate of France on amendment defining cyber-availability:
Cyber-availability is, unsurprisingly, the availability of cyber equipment.
Chair: trollstrollstrollstrollstrollstrollstrolls
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Richard Ok (TAS Delegate of Myanmar): Delegates. To what extent is cybersecurity anyways? the definition on Merriam Webster says: measures taken to protect a computer or computer systems (as on the Internet) against unauthorized access or attack. but is that what it really means? To what extent does "protect" even mean? We must come up with a common definition all nations can agree upon.
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-Delegate of Sweden leaves room during a serious speech without asking-
Chair: SHUTUP DELEGATES. DID THE DELEGATE OF SWEDEN JUST WALK OUT WITHOUT ASKING?
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-Delegate of Sweden returns during another speech-
Chair: SHUTUP. Delegate of Sweden. Where did you go?
Sweden: uh.. bathroom?
Chair: you could've asked? you have just been gagged. and by my definitions of gag. you can not go to the bathroom, send notes. talk. or even use your computer.
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i'll add even more funny parts when i have time!
